More on the Animal Uprising

Around the world, humans have recently experienced examples of what can only be described as an animal uprising:

instance 1:
Brigette is brutally attacked by a pigeon on the way home from class. Luckily she survived, walking away with only emotion scarring.

instance 2:
Cats pee on all of Jamie's posessions, including her purse, pillow, and floor.

instance 3:
Sting ray jumps out of the ocean and hits woman on a boat in the face, killing her. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,340009,00.html)

instance 4:
Young lion jumps 4 meter fence in France and attacks a 4 year old girl.

instance 5:
2 Cheetahs attack woman in Florida wildlife reserve
(time.com)

instance 6:
My horse in Camargue tries to roll me over